"Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. When you’re wrong, admit it. When you’re right, shut up."  Ogden Nash

“If there is forbearance, if there is forgiveness, if there is an anxious looking after the happiness of one’s companion then love will flourish and blossom.  The prescription is simple and wonderfully effective.  It’s love.  It’s plain simple every day love and respect.”  Gordon B. Hinckley

"The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds-they mature slowly."  Peter DeVries

"Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she think of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him."  H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesques"

"What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility."  George Levinger

"Like good wine, marriage gets better with age-once you learn to keep a cork in it."  Gene Perret

"I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."  Rita Rudner

"What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow."  Nathaniel Hawthorne